If the RIAA lawsuits — such as against a 12-yr. old girl for having illegally ripped mp3s on her computer — don’t scare you, then perhaps you’ll be convinced by Weird Al’s plea not to pirate music:

PS — Don’t worry, this song is not pirated. It, and others, are being distributed for free by ArtistDirect and Microsoft as part of their Zune promotion. It’s also available on the ArtistDirect page.